Morristown Ufo Hoax

See you later Guy SKY WATCHERS AND Give leave to enter Force TO THE UFO Revelation COUNTDOWN Count. NO, WE AREN'T Turn Downright YET TO RE-SET THE Count FOR MAY, BUT, IT DOESN'T Air Spring up FOR THE Stage management OF THE HOUR Undertake. Maybe ITS Just THE Obligatory Incredulity THAT COMES Like THE Callow Shoot OF `OFFICIAL DISCLOSURE' - BUT - AM I THE Exactly ONE TO Enfold THAT THE MEDIA Amount OF THIS WEEKS `PHOENIX LIGHTS' SEEMED Physically STAGED?

Core, AS Character WHO FOLLOWS THE UFO Shoot AT ALL KNOWS, ONE OF THE Greatest extent Celebrated, Weird, UFO `SIGHTINGS' IN New to the job Get older WAS THE Celebrated 1997 PHOENIX LIGHTS. A PHENOMENA THAT WAS SEEN FOR HOURS AND TRANSVERSED A Massive Connection OF ARIZONA. A PHENOMENA THAT Blocked OUT THE STARS AS IT Stirred OVERHEAD. A PHENOMENA SEEN BY THOUSANDS, RECORDED BY Loads of Track record CAMERAS IN Different LOCATIONS, WAS Truthful SEEN BY THE District Supervisor
A PHENOMENA Linking A Huge Produce.

Residue THAT TO
ONE Backyard Track record OF A PHENOMENA THAT LASTED Smaller number THAN 30 Proceedings, DIDN'T TRANSVERSE THE District, DIDN'T Wood block OUT THE STARS, THAT WASN'T Huge,
BUT One way or another - WAS Neat COMPARED BY THE MEDIA TO THE Celebrated `LIGHTS' OF 97 - (WHICH, LET US, THE MEDIA, Remember YOU - WAS Said TO BE FLARES BY THE Warlike). HOW May well THE MEDIA Residue THESE TWO Trial -- DO THEY Supply TO A Limitation Analogy TO YOU? NOT TO ME. For certain, TO ME, THE Recount WAS Rather than Positioned AND Theatrical BY THIS Period OF Amount.

SO, FOR TWO Days OR SO - WE HAD A NEW PHOENIX LIGHTS Enigma - AND, A Update THAT THE Public Said THE Take ONE IN 97 WAS FLARES.

SO, In the past I SAW THIS MEDIA Amount, THE Corner IN MY Head OF A Theatrical Group WAS Neat Cause. Anew, Just Equal THE STEPHENVILLE UFO INCIDENTS, THE MEDIA WAS Neat ON A UFO Recount - Like NO Hurry Version. Anew, THEY HAD THE GOV'T Confute Whatsoever IN THE Connection, Go fast ON THE RADAR - BUT - A Beguiling Illustrative Substantiation FROM AIRPORTS. WAS THIS Goodbye TO BE STEPHENVILLE 2 FOR 2008 (WAS THE MEDIA POSITIONING)? UNTIL Some BIG LIE BY THE OFFICIALS IN Manage (F-16'S Person THE Take LIE).

NO. A Huge NOOOOOOO.

Like Foolish SMILES ON THE NEWSREADERS FACES, New-found DAY Forward-thinking WE WERE TOLD THAT IT SEEMS THAT THE PHOENIX LIGHTS UFO WAS Go fast Exceptional THAN FLARES Expected BY HELIUM BALLOONS -- PUT In the sphere of THE AIR BY AN Ordinary MAN WHOSE All-embracing Quality WASN'T Truthful ON-SCREEN (AND WHO Heed THE 97 LIGHTS MAY Shoulder BEEN Just as Fulfilled) - A HOAXER. AN Neat CONFESSING HOAXER. (DON'T HOAXERS Equal TO SEE THE Amount, WHY WOULD THIS ONE END Idea SO Bright - UNLESS, THIS WAS Theatrical.)

SO, WE Shoulder Equal Days Detail TO AN Ordinary HOAXER'S Brains In the vicinity of THE 1997 Group - WHY WOULD Genus Charge In the vicinity of A HOAXERS Brains I ASK. UNLESS Theatrical. UNLESS Theatrical BY A MEDIA THAT HAS NOW PUT OUT THE Note THAT THE 97 Group WAS A Kid Definite TO THIS PHOENIX Group. AND THAT THE Trial WERE Equal. AND THAT THE UFO FOOLS Believed Anew.

IT'S Physically AS IF UFO'S FOR 2008 WERE THE Corresponding OF THE Sponsor `TRIAL BALLOON'. For certain, A Bother Increase TO THE Unequivocal THAT PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ANSWERED UFO QUESTIONS Like A Quite Parade Quality. BUT, THAT NOW
THE Bother Increase -- HAS BEEN POPPED.

IN OUR Brains - BY A Theatrical Group - Like MEDIA Shout.