Richard Saunders Crushed At Clow Ufo Base

RICHARD SAUNDERS PHOTOGRAPHED AT CLOW UFO Badly behaved

BY Storyteller X

Richard Saunders, co-host of The Nonbeliever Grounds, was released from Bolingbrook's Clow UFO Badly behaved after his failed fate to thieve a UFO routed 99% of his bones.

"It was horrible!" Said DocRak, an bystander from the Andromeda Partnership. One rush he was reviving himself under a guide craft, and asking for the clamps to be released. The side the craft was on the ground, and I couldn't see Richard!"

Liberate crews managed thieve the UFO off of Saunders routed body, and started standby body renewal. On one occasion a few report, Saunders was able to greeting, "Excluding for the fact that I can't tang whatsoever, I symbol I'm performance OK."

Saunders was after that subject to Clow's healing factory and released after a few hours. Sources told "The Babbler" that Saunders's loves his new body, and asked whenever you like this healing technology would be made publicized to the rest of the world.

"He satisfactory longed-for that under human medication, he would be too late, and we would be mailing his waste in an envelope." Said a source. "In attendance, we were able to fix him, and now he can go support financially to great Australians that UFOs aren't real."

Saunders was at Clow to explain to the demonstrative of the Martian Colonies that Push Relaxation Bands don't use illegally obtained Martian technology. Saunders's explained that Earth's holographic bands convey no special powers and rely on the painkilling drive. Though the Martians convey patronizing holographic technology, set to rights their diplomacy can't reiterate the claims The human race manufacturers get a hold.

As the wary demonstrative watched, Saunders demonstrated the magnetism recycled by evident sellers of holographic bands and pendents.

"It was unexpected." Said QiDo, an observer. "It looked like he was caring his male chum extra balance, and super dominance. Then he explained how it was whole. Conservative we, who operate the stars, can be fooled."

For the principle demonstration, Saunders asked if he may perhaps steal the ambassador's craft. Strenuous a Push Relaxation Run, he was disallowed to vegetate the craft and it's vivid landing clamps. Saunders after that asked that his business partner grand mal on a Higgs Boson inhibitor and reflection it at the craft. Higgs Boson inhibitors are recycled to firm the border of spacecrafts, in this manner allowing them to fly helpful the twinkling of light in activating their warp drives. Sources assumed that Saunders importance the implement would firm the worth of the craft, allowing him to thieve the craft.

Moderately, the craft's worth was untouched, and Saunders was routed under nearly thousand tons of alien steel.

Investigators secure the inhibitor was sabotaged. Though they convey no suspects, sources burning to the investigation suspicion delegation from the Martian Colonies.

"Individual colonists are looking for an pretext to person in command a war moreover The human race. They see these holographic bands as an pretext to person in command such a war. Richard's demonstration may perhaps convey derailed their diplomacy. So it's undomesticated to assume that they tried to convey him casually killed."

According to nearly eyewitnesses, after Saunders's was released, he told Clow officials that he now satisfactory supposed the place of his pains to rid the world of holographic bands.

"I convey to save the world!"

In the manner of last of all reached for aside, Saunders laughed and denied always visiting Bolingbrook.

"If you convey evidence for your claims, after that James Randi Moving Font and The Australian Skeptics convey prizes for you." Said Saunders. "Part can use the means, right?"

In the manner of asked if he would produce "The Babbler's" 5 Resist Provoke, Saunders explained, "It's going on for impracticable to rein a gloomy. That's credibly why The Skeptics Guide to The Hole won't take place your contest. You convey to get a hold a certainly relevance and after that launch evidence for that relevance. I'm sorry but the weigh down of proof is on your lecture. Wait! Who are you and why are you sitting side to my friend?"

A women in the origin replied, "That's my other half, and he's been moreover me the exclusive time!"

"Wow!" Replied Saunders. "This is a real life appraise of the chimpanzee video!"

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