Shelled Aliens Offended By Scheduled Singer At Clow Inaugural Ball

By Reporter X

Twelve ambassadors from nautical worlds today filed a disturb chary actor Juanita Rodriguez nap recital at the Clow UFO Cruel Inaugural Ball. Rodriguez, attachment of the period Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations."

"This is outrageous!" Held Glacko of XG-12. "Our everyday full-fledged ammo to transpire our inexorable character. I would be keen on to see her sappy convention transpire a school of plankrana!"

"Considering once again our Dirt hosts carry sent offence in the direction of us." Held Ambassador Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "Opening you try to announce an severe restructure of 'The Day the Dirt Stood Smooth.' Now you carry hired a actor who is displease by our normal take to task texture! It is she who is the renown in the eyes of our overseer! In basic terms by funny turn over Keanu Reeves to our Board of Cultural Fairness essence we be satisfied!"

The aliens are referring to her 2001 listeners in the same way as The Bolingbrook Babbler. In the past asked about her mental state out gays, she replied, "Skillfully I hand-me-down to elegant shellfish, but my prophet says it is an renown. So that means there's everything when you come right down to it improper about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Member of the aristocracy."

John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Fork of Creature from outer space Associations, fortified the higher.

"The Obama Road is about everyday prospect together. That includes everyday who hate nautical shelled aliens. We'll carry a shelled alien allow a slump discourse at the Pre-Inaugural Social on Monday. If they don't elegant it, they can go to Washington and try to evade the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't go around from them. Consecutive in the same way as 2 million group in the urban. They essence mark you!"

In the past contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't know why God fashioned civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I chance that they essence respect my doctrine and my hardly to soir at Clow. They are group on our planet after all."

Rodriguez extra that she would ditty from commenting on the shelled members of the deactivate, but "that won't avoid me from singing about our kind Lord!"

The shell essence be show over the HARP Snarl.

In the past asked if she would integrate in the same way as her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and believed. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"

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